And Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol, on fire. So… that’s fun. I think that’s funny! ‘Cause he was a mass murderering fuck head. And that was his honeymoon as well! Double trouble!
– Eva, let’s get married!
– Where should our honeymoon be?
– Well in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. I’ve already arranged it, upstairs.
– Oh, how romantic Adolf.
– Yes… I thought.
by Eddie Izzard